Friday Fun on Twitter
Know what *isn't* connected to "Writer's Block"? Some ridiculous idea of THE MUSE. There is no muse. There's you, making choices. Working.
— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) September 19, 2014
@ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson It was an awkward day in the Wendig house as Chuck unshackled the rodeo clown, apologized for the last 4 weeks.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 19, 2014
@T_Frohock @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson The buddy system is always recommended when venturing into my mind.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 19, 2014
Annandale Captures Gold
Sometimes all the stars align on your Twitter feed and something awesome appears. And, even rarer than that, you take a screenshot of it as it happens.
Let’s all thank David Annandale for having the presence of mind to take that screenshot when @shaunduke, Stephen Blackmoore, and I inadvertently converged to create something magical:
Friday Fun on Twitter
Already have Absolute Sandman, but…PURRRRR RT @doctorow: Leatherbound Sandman Omnibus http://t.co/8XsX37mUEa pic.twitter.com/pX8MBb0PkD
— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014
@KevinHearne @doctorow Damnit, does this man have no respect for the insignificance of my paycheck? WHY must he produce beautiful editions?
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014
@BrennanML I know. Next it’ll be LUXURIATE IN THIS SILK-SHEETED WATERBED WHILE I READ TO YOU
— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014
@KevinHearne Or PERFECT BOOK TO READ WHILE LYING ON A WHITE-SAND BEACH IN THE BAHAMAS DRINKING BEVERAGES W/ TINY UMBRELLAS IN THEM.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014
@BrennanML I would pay a pale tall dude to tease his hair, wear a dark cloak, put kohl around his eyes, and walk out there while you read.
— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014
@BrennanML “Ms Brennan,” he would say, “in your last visit to my realm you left your iPhone in Fiddler’s Green."
— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014
@KevinHearne Then I'll pay a dark-haired, pale-skinned girl wearing black jeans + tanktop with an ankh necklace to be lounging by your door.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014
@KevinHearne "Oh, hey Kevin," she'll say. "We've got an appointment to keep, but I just wanted to say — such a fan."
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014
@BrennanML AHHHHH YOU WIN
— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014
Good Things!
Want to talk about something that will put a perk in your step and make the next few thousand words a little easier to type? Check this out:
@BrennanML @CamMeze @sblackmoore Finishing up Iron Night is my reward today for hitting 1k words. 😉
— Cat Rambo (@Catrambo) August 29, 2014
Woo! Oh, and if you are interested in winning a signed copy of Iron Night, one is being given away over at The Speculative Book Review! http://speculativebookreview.blogspot.com/2014/08/giveaway-iron-night-by-m-l-brennan.html
In other great news — if you’re looking for a good book this holiday weekend, why not check out Teresa Frohock’s Miserere? Frohock is one of those writers who takes fantasy tropes that I normally loathe, and MAKES THEM WORK. She is an evil mastermind.
End of August
Okay, so that was a long period of not much posting from me. The reason for that is because I’ve spent the summer plugging away at Book Four and doing periodic work on Tainted Blood (out in November — agh!).
My deadline for Book 4 is in October, so this lack of posting from me isn’t going to change anytime soon. But there’s been some pretty fun focus on Iron Night lately, so how about awesome links?
I did an interview with the fantastic Nick Sharps over at SF Signal — some great questions and fun answers — don’t you want to know whether Suzume would get along with Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy (hint — of course she would!)?
New review of Iron Night from Notes From A Readerholic — it was part of their Book Bingo challenge.
Wendy from The Bibliosanctum did a livetweeting of Generation V that is simply not to be missed — how we got on the subject of Batman, I’m not certain, but it’s GREAT. She also followed up with a pretty great review, which you should also check out.
I also did an interview at the lovely site Between Dreams And Reality — which should definitely be on your reading list, if only because it is presented in both English and French! It’s bilingual, baby!
Finally, the Tainted Blood cover made it onto the All Things Urban Fantasy Cover Art Coverage — and I’m delighted to say that it was very well received! Hopefully this is a start of a trend for my covers!
I’ll try to swing back with some actual content a little later down the line — but I definitely have my hands full with Book 4. But I leave you with this disturbing thought:
BEWARE WORLD! @BrennanML AND I ARE PLOTTING.
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 28, 2014
BE AFRAID!
That Escalated Fast. Like, Really FAST.
Ask me a question and I'll answer it on ROCKET TALK this week. ANY QUESTION.
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire In a world where dinosaurs are ridden and cars don't exist, what form does Eisenhower's interstate highway act take?
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire Firstly, dinosaur shit would be one-stop shopping to fertilize farmers' fields.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire Secondly, I'm sure enterprising ranchers would have pens of cows at certain locations to feed dinos. Tax the cow stations.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@BrennanML And are pterodactyls in this calculus or are we talking land bound dinosaurs only?
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire OF COURSE Pterodactyls are in this calculus! I mean, be reasonable! They are this world's airplanes! (except smoking is OK)
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@BrennanML @jdiddyesquire What happens when a dinosaur rampages out of control? Where's the liability? Can you rent a dino?
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @BrennanML I suppose so. At age 25. Is dino insurance required? What's a collision policy look like? Strict liability?
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore Combination of auto insurance and pet liability. After all, what if my raptor, Mindy, savages someone's ride?
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@BrennanML What if said ride was totally provoking Mindy? This is a complicated legal quandry. @sblackmoore
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@BrennanML @sblackmoore Shared world anthology incoming?
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @BrennanML Traffic court would be complicated. So would getting your license at the Department of Dinosaur Vehicles.
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore You'd also have to stay current on its shots. And it's a brave vet indeed who would de-worm Mindy.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire That would be crazy fun, wouldn't it? We would so ruin Dinotopia.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @BrennanML Imagine the cost. You think gasoline's expensive, dino feed, housing, waste management. That shit racks up.
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore When vets become auto mechanics — my god, the opportunities for overpaying are endless!
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@BrennanML @sblackmoore "She really needs a new air filter. I mean just look at the crud on her current one."
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire Raptors are small and fuel-efficient commuter vehicles. No, they'd go after the Humvees — brachiosaurus.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore @BrennanML The experts disagree. Dino Riders would know best.
http://t.co/Myzza6YYm5
— Wesley Chu (@wes_chu) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore "Jeff just bought a red T-Rex. Now he just tools it around the street."
"Ugh, such a mid-life crisis."
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @BrennanML The new Toyota family Brachiosaurus, bred special to get your kids where they need to go.
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014
@BrennanML @jdiddyesquire Now I want to write a 1950's greaser story about a dino road race for pink slips.
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire "How could you lose Mindy to that band of greasers!!?"
"It's okay, I have a plan to get her back!"
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @BrennanML Yeah, this is clearly the opening story in the anthology. Period piece. Drag racing. OH MAN YOU RAN 97 SECONDS!
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire Also, everyone knows that herbivores are the safest family vehicle.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @BrennanML There's also definitely a racketeering enterprise of flying dinosaurs wranglers with a monopoly on air travel.
— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore "Honey, I know that the raptor has the best fuel economy, but this hadrosaurid is just so affectionate!"
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire "Security systems on majungasaurus got high rankings this year. Most who try to dino-jack them were eaten."
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire They show up with a copy of the key and a big steak. "Easy there, girl. Eaaaaaaaaasy…."
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore Now the French will eat dinos, but that's really controversial here in the US.
— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014
It’s possible that Stephen Blackmoore and I are bad influences on each other. Poor Justin.
Catcalls Aren’t Compliments
It took me about three-quarters of Doree Lewak’s New York Post article before I realized that it wasn’t a satire. At first it really seemed like an Onion-style satire. Then I was really really hoping that it was a satire. Then it really hit me that Lewak was serious.
Here’s the problem with Lewak’s article “Hey Ladies – Catcalls Are Flattering! Deal With It” – she’s equivalating street harassment with the desire to both give and receive compliments. Is it a natural thing to enjoy receiving compliments? Sure. Is it a natural thing to enjoy giving compliments? Absolutely. Do these things make it a good idea to scream your opinion at a total stranger and expect them to be grateful. No. So very no.
Lewak fondly remembers the first time two guys on the street yelled, “You’re hot!” to her and high-fived. She presents it as a very innocent situation – she was wearing a “tightly molded pink tank top and black capris” and two men gave her the ego boost she was craving. But what weirds me out about Lewak’s article (okay, one of the things) is the extent to which she seems to be presenting her wardrobe choices as an invitation and consent for catcalling. She dressed in a tight tanktop, therefore she must be okay with random strangers shouting compliments at her (she does request toward the end of the article that those strangers not comment specifically on features of her anatomy – specifically her nipples). If that is the case for Lewak, maybe she should invest in some kind of large placard to carry (“PLEASE DO shout compliments at me about my general appearance! Just keep it clean, please!”) because I think that a good chunk of the women who are wearing tank tops in the summer aren’t doing it out of a desire for strangers to scream at them.
I’ve also had strangers scream “You’re hot!” to me. The last time it happened was on a bus. I guess I’m no Lewak – I didn’t get an ego boost out of it. What I did get was twenty minutes on a bus where “You’re hot” was followed by, “Hey, I just said that you’re hot!” followed by, “Hey bitch, didn’t you hear me call you hot?” and then a series of “Turn around and look at me, bitch!”-style comments. The cherry on the whole encounter was one that I think a few women can probably recognize, which was the frantic weighing of my options – should I get out at my stop, which would get me home fast but also potentially allow this screaming stranger to follow me to my apartment building if he got off as well, or get out at the stop before mine, which would hopefully allow me to hide my normal route and home territory but also leave me further away from home and in an area I didn’t know well, which could work against me if he followed me off and I had to run for it.
Flattering. Really, really flattering.
Articles like Lewak’s muddy the waters. Because an actual compliment isn’t a catcall. Let me give an example:
A guy wearing a great pair of skinny jeans is walking to work.
Situation A: While standing in line to get coffee, the guy next to him leans over and says politely (while staying well outside personal space), “Nice pants, man.”
That’s a compliment.
Situation B: While walking down the sidewalk, the guy wearing the great skinny jeans hears a guy about ten feet behind him yell, “Nice pants, man!”
That’s not a compliment. That’s a catcall. And it’s kind of creepy.
Situation C: A car slows down beside the guy wearing the skinny jeans, and a man leans out the passenger side window and yells, “Nice pants, man!” while the driver honks his horn.
That’s not a compliment. That’s a catcall. And it’s creepy.
Situation D: As he reaches the building he works in, the guy passes a man walking in the other direction. The other man stops, turns, and yells, “Nice pants, man!” followed by, “Hey, can’t you take a compliment?” then “You dumb prick, I’m just trying to give you a compliment!” then “Can’t you even smile at me, prick?”
Also not a compliment. That’s a catcall. It’s aggressive, scary, and it’s street harassment. And what makes it frightening when it’s happening is that the person it’s directed against has no idea how far it’s going to escalate.
The guy wearing the skinny jeans didn’t give consent to all of this just by wearing his skinny jeans. Similarly, a woman wearing a tight tank top wouldn’t have given consent either (despite what Lewak seems to believe).
Trying to bring attention to street harassment and hopefully even stop it is presented in articles like Lewak’s as trying to stop all compliments. That’s certainly not the case. Compliments can absolutely be given – and can be given to strangers. Lewak gets a thrill when random strangers scream to her about how hot she is – and has decided that it’s self-empowering. Well, every duck has its pond, I guess. There will always be outliers. But just as I wouldn’t use PonyPlay enthusiasts (thank you, Rob Thurman, for that information that is now seared into my brain) as an example of median sexual expression, I also wouldn’t use Lewak’s article as proof that what women really, truly want is to have total strangers scream at them about how hot they are.
Top Ten Books 2014, January – June
Good news on the writing front! Tainted Blood copy edits came back, and I went through them line by line. If you happen to follow my Twitter feed, believe me, that involved a whole lot of profanity. Plus some appeals to the Twitter hive mind, and the ever-popular “too gross?” checks. (those have left me with the following conclusion: there are two kinds of people in the world. Those who find poop jokes hilarious, and those who lack all sense of humor. Just a warning – there are poop jokes in Tainted Blood. AWESOME poop jokes.) Now the manuscript passes to the typesetter, and the next time I see it will be when I get the page proofs. So it’s making steady progress toward that November release date!
I’m in the process of re-organizing my office space. I’ve finally decided that I have outgrown the Walmart special desk (that is actually not a joke – I bought it when I was in grad school, and the budget was TIGHT back then) that I wrote the first three Fort Scott books on, and I’m upgrading to an L-desk that will offer about 2/3rds more room. Best of all, there will be room to not only type at the keyboard, but also slide my chair over and work longhand. While I’m at it, I’m also painting the office and finally putting up some pictures. Once this is done, I’ll start breaking ground on Fort Scott #4, which I am now officially contracted for. (the contract arrived yesterday with all the signatures! There is now no escape possible for Roc! Mwa ha ha ha!)
On to actual content.
According to my Goodreads account (which, can I just say how much I love that thing? Statistics make me happy – it’s why when I’m working on a book, I keep track of my daily wordcount), I’ve read 47 books so far this year. Let me tell you – it’s been a lot of fun. But as I stand here (or, rather, sit here) at the midpoint of the year, I have to admit – some of those books stunk, a lot were fantastic, but a few were ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD READ THEM NOW.
1. The Shadow Throne by Django Wexler
This comes out July 1, but I got an ARC from Django. You might be asking yourself – wait, she got an ARC from the author, who she is also referring to by first name? Is this a case of that rampant authorial nepotism that I hear about?
I will neither confirm nor deny this.
BUT, seriously, I love this series to death. The first book was one of my favorites last year, and I was really looking forward to the sequel. It’s pretty fabulous – imagine a Victor Hugo novel (yes, THAT one – with the musical), but flintlock-fantasy style. Oh, and for those of you who are looking for a fantasy book with a great range of female characters – look no further. It’s here.
2. Three Parts Dead by Max Gladstone
I was at VeriCon this year with Max Gladstone, and here’s the thing about being on multiple panels with other authors – you hear the elevator pitch for their novel about 50,000 times. (Max could probably mention all the bullet-point selling items for Generation V from memory) Now, if you’re highly susceptible to advertising, like I am, this usually means that you have to buy the damn thing. However, I’m really glad that I did this, because this book is INCREDIBLE. It’s actually as good as the cover – how often does that happen?
I also read the sequel, which equally rocked my world (book moral: bros before hos, fathers, bosses, and gods), but I made the executive decision that there would be no double entries.
3. Dust by Elizabeth Bear
Angels, a generation ship, a basilisk named Gavin who is also a laser-cutter, medievalism meeting high tech, and copious incest. Very, very cool.
4. Vicious by V. E. Schwab
Every superhero/supervillain trope ever is beautifully and mind-blowingly subverted in this book. Great characterization and a great out-of-order construction that gives this a great puzzle feeling. Fabulous payoff, too. I picked this up because everyone on my Twitter feed was going crazy over it, and THEY WERE RIGHT.
5. Fun Home by Alison Bechdel
The textbook I was using for one of my classes in the spring semester had a really neat section on the graphic novel, and while I didn’t quite figure out a way to shoe-horn it into the official syllabus I did read an excerpt from FUN HOME, and I had to immediately order the whole book. It’s a fascinating and beautifully presented memoir of the author’s childhood and family, really considering the ideas of identity and sexuality. So worth checking out if you haven’t read it yet.
6. Murder of Crows by Anne Bishop
Sequels are tough when you really loved the original. Hopes get really high, and it’s unlikely for the sequel to live up to it. I’m really enjoying Anne Bishop’s foray into alternate-world urban fantasy, and the sequel really worked for me. I’ve had a pretty good six months with sequels, actually. Obviously, there’s my own sequel (REQUISITE PLUG AND SELF-BRAG), but I read a bunch that I really liked. I think the only one that just didn’t really do much for me was Sharon Shinn’s Royal Airs – though I still think that the first in that series, Troubled Waters, was utterly perfect.
7. The Tenant of Wildfell Hall by Anne Bronte
No, seriously.
I’ve done my time in the English Department gulag, so I thought that I’d really had my fill of Brontes. I mean, not that I don’t like them. Wuthering Heights is pretty delightfully fucked up, and Jane Eyre is basically requisite reading given how often writers feel compelled to either rip it off or give it an homage (fact: best Jane Eyre homage EVER is Jenna Starborn by Sharon Shinn – it’s not just a copy & paste of basic story elements, but actually pays attention to the goddamn themes). But I didn’t really feel the need to complete my Bronte trifecta, feeling that I’d pretty much gotten the idea.
I was wrong. Anne is the badass Bronte sister. She’s all gritty realism! Feminism! Belief in redemption! I mean, her sister Charlotte outright refused to let Tenant of Wildfell Hall be republished during her lifetime because of how controversial her sister’s book is. Yes, the book is told in epistolary form, which normally makes me shudder, but it’s worth it.
Okay, and I also watched the BBC film version before I read it, which got my interest going. But – worth it!
8. The Radiant Seas by Catherine Asaro
Plus the other 12 books in this series that I read since January. I really love this series, and now I’m suffering withdrawal – the bummer of tearing through a series in three months that have taken the author just under twenty years to write. Plus side, according to Asaro’s website, she’s got Plans.
Most of the books in the series can be read individually – there is only one cliffhangered book, and that one is pretty overtly labeled Part One. If you read them in publication order there’s also this neat thing where Asaro skips all around in her own timeline. In some books they’ll refer to this big war that occurred years ago, and in later books the setting IS that war.
Now, I read the series in publication order, which begins with Primary Inversion. But if you’re interested in reading it in chronological order, start with Skyfall. What I’d love to be able to do is dump my memories of this series and try it in chronological order, then get my other memories back and compare.
9. Dead Things by Stephen Blackmoore
LA noir with necromancy. It’s pretty awesome. The sequel comes out in August, too, so you won’t have to wait too long to find out what’s next for Eric Carter.
10. Beggars In Spain by Nancy Kress
This is one of those sci-fi books that utterly blows you away with the setup, the payout, and the insight into humanity. It’s also one of those books that will leave you completely depressed because of its insights – but it’s so good that you have to read more. Kress reminds me of Sherri S. Tepper in that way. Well worth checking out.
So that’s my Top Ten since January. What’s yours?
O Canada!
This one is for all my Canadian readers! So…. probably two people in Manitoba. Please click play on the YouTube video right now, then continue to read as the music plays. I’d like to set the proper mood for this entry.
Since Iron Night came out in January, I’ve done a few giveaways over at Goodreads. This is always pretty fun – hundreds of people sign up, a few lucky people win free signed copies of the book, and then ideally those hundreds of people are motivated to check the book out even though they didn’t win it. (I’ve actually been told by a friend who works in publishing that this last part actually happens almost never — but, hey, worth a shot amiright?)
But when I’ve done these giveaways in the past, I’ve always restricted the giveaway to the US, purely because of the cost of shipping. In fact, whenever I do a giveaway, whether on Goodreads or a private site, I almost always restrict to the US. There was only one time that I didn’t, and that’s because I was on a site run by a Canadian. (Hi Julie!) But I only have five copies left of Iron Night to give away, so this will be my last Goodreads giveaway until Tainted Blood comes out in November. So I thought – well, why not give a little love to my brothers and sisters in the snowy north? Besides, then I’d get to have a lot of fun with the promotion for the next month.
Will this actually work out in numbers and promotion, enough to offset the increased price of shipping that I’m going to have to eat? Um… actually I don’t know. I probably won’t know for about a month. The last giveaway I did had 484 entries, and the best giveaway I did for Iron Night had 778 entries. So if I have anywhere from that base number to anywhere in the middle to beyond, I’d call it a success. So, Canadians! Put down your hockey sticks for a second and listen with the politeness I’ve come to expect from you! I’d love it if you entered here for a chance to win a signed copy of Iron Night, and if you passed this along to other people in Canada who might enjoy a copy.
Huge Exciting Announcement!
Okay, so I’ve been hinting at something huge going on for the last month, and I just signed the final paperwork today, so here it is:
There’s going to be a fourth Fortitude Scott book!
This is utterly huge, guys, and it’s all thanks to you! You, the bloggers and reviewers who gave such wonderful attention to a book about a slacker vampire. You, the readers who decided to give the book a shot despite it being yet another urban fantasy featuring a vampire. Thank you all so very, very much.
What’s happening right now is that the Fortitude Scott sales numbers are not setting the world on fire, but there was a significant bump in the sales of Generation V paperback and e-books when Iron Night was released. Before this, the folks over at Roc had basically written the series off, and I’d been advised to work on a new series concept for them – but this bump got their attention again. What they’re doing right now is making a bet that there’s going to be another bump when Tainted Blood comes out in November, and that hopefully it will be enough to allow the series to get some traction with readers. And if that happens, they want to have a fourth book in the works to help sustain momentum.
Meaning that there will definitely be a fourth Fortitude Scott book in 2015! This is a book that I desperately wanted to write, because Tainted Blood is definitely NOT the conclusion of this series. (I originally wrote about four more sentences here, but they were too spoilery! I’ll say only this – I have Big Plans going at least into a Book Six)
It also means that this summer I get to do my favorite summer activity – write a new Fort Scott book!
But again, this is because of you guys. Thanks for all the wonderful reviews, fantastic emails, and enthusiasm about this series. You guys made #4 happen. I will leave you with this final piece of awesomeness – here is Suzume immortalized in mini form:












