This isn’t your mother’s dinotopia.

Ask me a question and I'll answer it on ROCKET TALK this week. ANY QUESTION.

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire In a world where dinosaurs are ridden and cars don't exist, what form does Eisenhower's interstate highway act take?

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire Firstly, dinosaur shit would be one-stop shopping to fertilize farmers' fields.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire Secondly, I'm sure enterprising ranchers would have pens of cows at certain locations to feed dinos. Tax the cow stations.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@BrennanML And are pterodactyls in this calculus or are we talking land bound dinosaurs only?

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire OF COURSE Pterodactyls are in this calculus! I mean, be reasonable! They are this world's airplanes! (except smoking is OK)

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@BrennanML @jdiddyesquire What happens when a dinosaur rampages out of control? Where's the liability? Can you rent a dino?

— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @BrennanML I suppose so. At age 25. Is dino insurance required? What's a collision policy look like? Strict liability?

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore Combination of auto insurance and pet liability. After all, what if my raptor, Mindy, savages someone's ride?

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@BrennanML What if said ride was totally provoking Mindy? This is a complicated legal quandry. @sblackmoore

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@BrennanML @sblackmoore Shared world anthology incoming?

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @BrennanML Traffic court would be complicated. So would getting your license at the Department of Dinosaur Vehicles.

— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore You'd also have to stay current on its shots. And it's a brave vet indeed who would de-worm Mindy.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire That would be crazy fun, wouldn't it? We would so ruin Dinotopia.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @BrennanML Imagine the cost. You think gasoline's expensive, dino feed, housing, waste management. That shit racks up.

— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore When vets become auto mechanics — my god, the opportunities for overpaying are endless!

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@BrennanML @sblackmoore "She really needs a new air filter. I mean just look at the crud on her current one."

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire Raptors are small and fuel-efficient commuter vehicles. No, they'd go after the Humvees — brachiosaurus.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore @BrennanML The experts disagree. Dino Riders would know best. http://t.co/Myzza6YYm5

— Wesley Chu (@wes_chu) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore "Jeff just bought a red T-Rex. Now he just tools it around the street." "Ugh, such a mid-life crisis."

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @BrennanML The new Toyota family Brachiosaurus, bred special to get your kids where they need to go.

— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014

@BrennanML @jdiddyesquire Now I want to write a 1950's greaser story about a dino road race for pink slips.

— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire "How could you lose Mindy to that band of greasers!!?" "It's okay, I have a plan to get her back!"

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @BrennanML Yeah, this is clearly the opening story in the anthology. Period piece. Drag racing. OH MAN YOU RAN 97 SECONDS!

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire Also, everyone knows that herbivores are the safest family vehicle.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @BrennanML There's also definitely a racketeering enterprise of flying dinosaurs wranglers with a monopoly on air travel.

— Justin (@jdiddyesquire) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore "Honey, I know that the raptor has the best fuel economy, but this hadrosaurid is just so affectionate!"

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire "Security systems on majungasaurus got high rankings this year. Most who try to dino-jack them were eaten."

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@sblackmoore @jdiddyesquire They show up with a copy of the key and a big steak. "Easy there, girl. Eaaaaaaaaasy…."

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

@jdiddyesquire @sblackmoore Now the French will eat dinos, but that's really controversial here in the US.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) August 12, 2014

It’s possible that Stephen Blackmoore and I are bad influences on each other. Poor Justin.