Already have Absolute Sandman, but…PURRRRR RT @doctorow: Leatherbound Sandman Omnibus http://t.co/8XsX37mUEa pic.twitter.com/pX8MBb0PkD

— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014

@KevinHearne @doctorow Damnit, does this man have no respect for the insignificance of my paycheck? WHY must he produce beautiful editions?

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014

@BrennanML I know. Next it’ll be LUXURIATE IN THIS SILK-SHEETED WATERBED WHILE I READ TO YOU

— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014

@KevinHearne Or PERFECT BOOK TO READ WHILE LYING ON A WHITE-SAND BEACH IN THE BAHAMAS DRINKING BEVERAGES W/ TINY UMBRELLAS IN THEM.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014

@BrennanML I would pay a pale tall dude to tease his hair, wear a dark cloak, put kohl around his eyes, and walk out there while you read.

— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014

@BrennanML “Ms Brennan,” he would say, “in your last visit to my realm you left your iPhone in Fiddler’s Green."

— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014

@KevinHearne Then I'll pay a dark-haired, pale-skinned girl wearing black jeans + tanktop with an ankh necklace to be lounging by your door.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014

@KevinHearne "Oh, hey Kevin," she'll say. "We've got an appointment to keep, but I just wanted to say — such a fan."

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) September 12, 2014

@BrennanML AHHHHH YOU WIN

— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) September 12, 2014