Dear Wes, pro tip. Self flatulation and self flagellation are two very, very, VERY different things.

— Wesley Chu (@wes_chu) February 28, 2015

@wes_chu Though one could be a form of the other, perhaps.

— Michael J. Martinez (@mikemartinez72) February 28, 2015

@mikemartinez72 @wes_chu It's a particularly niche sexual kink, that's for sure.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) February 28, 2015

@BrennanML @wes_chu Heh. Hopefully VERY niche.

— Michael J. Martinez (@mikemartinez72) February 28, 2015

@mikemartinez72 @wes_chu It's the subject of my breakthrough erotica, FIFTY TOOTS OF GREY.

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) February 28, 2015

@BrennanML @wes_chu I can't un-read that, you know.

— Michael J. Martinez (@mikemartinez72) February 28, 2015

@mikemartinez72 @wes_chu Yes. I know. :)

— ML Brennan (@BrennanML) February 28, 2015

@mikemartinez72 @BrennanML Funny, i was just debating if I should just run with it and beat it into the ground. As you do.

— Wesley Chu (@wes_chu) February 28, 2015